It’s not that I have a particular love for parodying titles of mediocre movies I’ve never seen. It’s just that it is the most sensible title for what happened this weekend.
Friday night was filled with cookie baking. I make a mean triple chocolate cookie, I tell you. I geared up to make a huge double batch of super-sized cookies, and had the batter ready to go when Mike came home. I didn’t bake them right then. In fact, we went out for a lovely supper at a local “cafe,” where the only disappointment is that they no longer carry Bass on tap. The food was really good, and the price was totally reasonable. In fact, had I not gotten two beers (your basic Sam Adams), it would have been downright cheap. And I still have leftovers in the fridge, after eating half of them yesterday for lunch.
Anyway, after we got home, I did the baking thing while Mike played some old-school games on the Wii. Damn, that is a fun toy. He bought Sonic the Hedgehog for probably about two or three dollars on their mall-like-thing. He said it was a bit disturbing to hear “Se…ga…” sung out of a Nintendo. I wouldn’t know.
Saturday, I woke up early. I showered and properly did my hair. After discovering that I only had ten baggies, I tried to pack the twenty-six remaining (Mike and I each ate one on Friday) giant (neither one of us actually finished ours) cookies into a plastic box. No go. So I pulled out the big guns. We have one giant Rubbermaid thing that I think was designed to transport cakes. The cookies just fit. Good thing we ate some!
I did run into a stupid snag in Boston on my way south and then west. The ramp from 93 south to 90 west was closed. Why? I don’t care to know. But it took my 20 second long ramp drive and turned it into a 20 minute long crawl around the block. But I wasn’t sad. The radio chose that perfect and opportune time to play “God Rest Ye Marry Gentlemen” (the super-awesome Bare Naked Ladies and Sarah McLaughlin version).
I was a little bit late, but I quickly said hi to Nancy, dropped my junk under a table, and brought my cookies into “Ye Olde Bake Shoppe” (or so the sign said). I apologized to the minister’s wife, who was running the table, for my inability to individually package the cookies. She handed me a box of baggies, and an additional one to wear on my hand, and told me I could do it now. So I did.
Once that was taken care of, and I had bought and stashed a wreath, I went over to my Fair-home, the silent auction. Nancy and Barbara were there again, like last year, and we had also picked up another nice lady named Debi. I fell right into anal-retentive mode, and started checking off the list against the items. Several items were without sheets (no where to bid - bad!), and there were items that had three different numbers, effectively. One on the big board, one on the sheet, and one on the handout list. I did my best to fix it all as much as possible as quickly as possible.
Prayer time!
Doors open time!
PEOPLE EVERYWHERE TIME!
Bids were made. Questions asked. Apologies from us for getting in the way.
We had a couple of pretty awesome items. There were bidding wars over Celtics tickets, some beautiful bracelets, and a porcelain ornament that sings “Away in the Manger.” Popular with the kids were a plush monkey, a rocking horse, and a singing Christmas tree. Yes, a singing Christmas tree. Man was that thing ridiculous. And slightly annoying.
Diane feels bad about tooting her own horn but is doing it anyway part-the-first:
There was a girl and her caretaker who came over to look at things. She was very interested in some of the nicest things we had, but the caretaker kept saying, “I’m sorry but that’s too expensive.”
It occurred to me. “You know,” I whispered to the caretaker, “Grandma’s Attic is where you can find some seriously good deals.” I pointed towards the back of the church and told her it was around the corner that way. She grinned at me and led her care that way. I was definitely glad to help.
Diane feels bad about tooting her own horn but is doing it anyway part-the-second:
There was a mom and her two young children hanging out by the rocking horse for a while. I let them try it out - they liked it quite a bit. Enough that mom put down a bid. (Though, unfortunately, she was outbid at the last minute by what can only be called a sniper - I felt pretty bad about that). Anyway, she had a girl and a boy with her (and apparently a 15-month old at home).
The girl was probably about 4 or 5, and adorable. She was holding in her hands a new (old) dolly, that she had likely picked out in “Grandma’s Attic” (which is essentially a tag sale). We talked about the doll for a little while, and she told me that it was sleeping beauty. However, the princess was missing her crown, and the little girl didn’t know what she was going to do about it. She told me that mommy doesn’t know how to make crowns, and daddy can only make big-girl crowns.
I told her to wait right there, and I bolted over to the wreath area (which was pretty decimated, even as early as 11 AM). I waited patiently to ask someone if I could have a bit of ribbon, and finally found someone who could help me. She asked what I could possibly need four inches of ribbon for. “There’s this little girl…”
I hardly got the sentence out before the lady said, “It’s for a child? Well, then! Anything for a child! Let’s find what you need!” She helped me pick out a little bit of ribbon and roll it up into a crown.
I got back to the silent auction area just in time to see the family on their way out. I stopped the little girl, “Look what I found over by the wreaths.” She took it with a huge grin on her face and plopped it down on Sleeping Beauty’s head. Her mom grinned at me as she skipped away. Man, that made me feel good.
Diane feels bad about tooting her own horn but is doing it anyway part-the-third:
It was a long, long day. We did all the same things as last year. Called out warnings for the end of the auction. Called out the end of the auction. Shooed people away. Made us a master list of winning bids. Discovered that there were still two different numbers that each had two items (woops!). Announced the winning bids. Screwed up several names. Etc., etc., etc.
After all the tallying and counting and paying and organizing and cleaning were done, we sat for a while and just breathed. Nancy and I had a moment where I almost lost it. It’s been really hard for me, living so far away and still trying to be a part of my church. Much, much harder than I thought it would be. Nancy gave me a good hug, which I carried with me for the rest of the day.
On my way out, I ran into Cathie. She and Nancy were co-chairs of the entire Fair this year. Crazy ladies, let me tell you. It is a huge amount of work. And they both do the soliciting for the auction in addition to the organization insanity.
Cathie stopped me, and told me that I was a life saver. I apologized for only being able to help out on the day, with nothing in advance, but that didn’t seem to phase her thanking.
About a week ago, I called Nancy to apologize. I had promised to help so much more with the auction. We were going to set up a database, and super-organize everything. It was going to be awesome. But I fell off the face of the church for a while during the last few weeks of rehearsal and run of Sabrina Fair. But I swore entirely that I would be there for the fair. I told her I’d come early to help out and stay for the whole day.
Apparently, according to Cathie, Nancy was having a super hard time by that point. She was exhausted and freaking out. But my calling her, just my presence at the auction, calmed her and reassured her that it was going to work out. I wouldn’t say that I was the only reason it did, but I’m super glad to have had the ability to really help out where I was needed.
I love those ladies, I really do.
Denouement:
On the drive home, it occurred to me to call Kate. “I got it back, Kate. I have Christmas Spirit again. Merry Christmas.”
Yesterday, after the nerve wracking football game, Mike and I headed out with his box-car and some twine. We stopped at a YMCA tree sale and picked out a very tall but very slim tree. We brought it home with us and gave it some water to drink. Mike lit him up and put the star on top.
Then we realized we still don’t know where the ornament hooks are.
Oh well.
I’ll buy those tonight.
And I won’t mind going to Target during Christmas season now. Because I’m totally in the spirit!
So’s the weather, apparently, because we got our first snow of the season. Not much, it just started accumulating before the sun went and ruined it all. But it was fluffy and white and lovely there for a minute.
“Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!”
Monday, December 4th, 2006 • 10:47 am • dinane •
Christmas •
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