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I caught on the news last night that Youklis shaved the ferret off his face. I’m so happy for him! I mean, seriously, he just looks so much more human without that odd parasitic fuzzy growth on his chin. All season I’ve been begging him to get rid of it, and he finally has!

But then, just before we were heading to bed, a different news channel (that came on when we were done watching a TiVo’d episode of House) told Red Sox fans “not to worry” and that his “signature goatee” would be back in regular season form by spring training.

Don’t do it, Youk! Please keep shaving! You look so much better this way!