I am disappointed that so few really work out.

Al: Maybe I do need a spy name… I think Michael is his real name, though. His mother is always saying it in such a condescending tone. But that doesn’t mean I can’t have a spy name! Maybe I’ll be Sharon West. Then I could be Seattle, Washington!

Dave: I think you can totally go for the reverse, as long as all of your spy contacts know that. Maybe I’ll start calling you H-Dave.

Sunshine: That is fun! Also, though, if you wanted to go by Sunshine, you could have Seattle, Washington. I’d share.

Ty: That… well, that’s very obscure… which makes total sense for you. For those who didn’t know, and didn’t already look it up – Bhutan is in Asia, between China and a bunch of other countries I didn’t know existed. It’s kind of near Myanmar, Bangladesh, and Nepal…

Jon: Juneau, Alaska is perfect. Plus, I bet people could actually find traveler’s guides for there. People visit Juneau on purpose. Mike and I are totally going to next year, which rocks.

Kate: I had not considered Romania. I was too busy thinking how awesome Mike had it with Moscow. At least there is a place for you, though.

I guess for me Kaluga, Russia… mine is no fun!

I would totally use Juneau, Alaska or St. John’s Antigua… Or that might be a little too on the nose.

I’m also hosed since my initials are AR and not a single town or city beginning with A in Rhode Island that I could find. But is Michael Weston really his name? Maybe that’s made up so you can make up your own spy name.