Get it Over With
Will the gentleman (and I use that term very loosely) who stole my coworker’s wallet kindly turn himself in to the North Eastern University Police Department? It would really make everyone happy if you’d just admit that you had caused some problems. I’m sure they’ll be nicer to you if you turn yourself in. I mean, if they catch you themselves, using his T pass (for which he does have the number recorded) or using his credit card (oh so easily tracked), which you have already foolishly done, they’ll be happy to slam you in jail for quite some time. If you turn yourself in, maybe you can get some probation. Plus, then my coworker won’t have to testify in court if you just go ahead and plead guilty.
Just so we’re aware, here – I’m not exactly asking this to be kind to my coworker. I’d really just rather not have to listen to him spend hours on the phone with the police and prosecutors.