d i n a n e . n e t 

(Start from the beginning)

It was approaching the hour of the Dave, so the lines for the beer were getting longer. Still, there were people unfamiliar with the territory. People who didn’t want a paper bracelet. People who wanted more than one beer. Rules is rules, kids! I patiently waited for the crazies to get out of my way, and asked the lady behind the stand for one beer. She looked hopelessly in her drawer of cash and said, “I don’t have change, you’ll have to wait.”

As people who are around me know, I always have singles on me. In fact, I generally have at least ten singles, if not as many as twenty or more, on me. But they are precious. They are for parking. Exact change is required to park at Oak Grove, and I don’t want to ever be caught without. So you have to understand that I must have been feeling exceptionally nice (or feeling the effects of beer… who knows!) when I offered to pay her in singles (eight of them… but such is the way when you buy beer at a concert). She was eternally grateful, and smiled as she handed me my plastic bottle – cap removed.

I headed then back to my seat, my ticket scrutinized at every step along the way (how did X get over to our section anyway?). When I got back, X seemed to have made himself comfortable in the seat on the other side of my sister. I looked at my sister’s face, and no pained “get him away” emanated from it, so I just went with it. And had another sip of my beer.

The lights took that very opportune moment to dim. Massive cheering ensued, and suddenly we could see the outline of a familiar lanky body on the stage. The cheering got louder, and the lights grew brighter, and some familiar chords came out of the massive speakers. They were accompanied by the tinkling of chimes and the tick of light symbols. I knew this song!

I cannot express to you how excited I was to hear “One Sweet World” at the start of the concert. Not because it is my absolute favorite Dave Matthews song or anything, but because it’s old-school, and therefore I know it. Of course, so did the rest of the audience, and we all sang and danced along. This was not to be a safe, sit-in-your-seat show. Dave Matthews fans are high energy (and sometimes sans-energy… *cough*) and we all participated, making a particularly … special attempt at the high notes in the second bridge. It’s a good thing those speakers were so good!

My sister was momentarily distracted at the start of the song. “Boyd and I match!” My sister is a violist and also dabbles in the five-string electric violin. Boyd, the violinist for Dave Matthews Band, is her hero. I cannot express in words how excited and jumpy and happy she was to see that she had matched her wardrobe to Boyd’s. And really, it wasn’t the most normal of outfits. Okay, the red shirt was pretty normal, but who the hell wears silver pants?

The song ended in roaring cheers, and that so familiar voice thanked us. Man, I don’t know what it is about sound for me. I know some people say it’s a smell that brings them back to a place, but for me it’s more often a sound. Dave Matthew’s unique speaking voice caught my memory’s attention, and at once I could remember back to the two shows I’d been to back in high school. I could remember vividly our crazy endeavors at making our own shirts – my sister and I, along with our best friends – one each, each also named Sarah (although one without the ‘h’).

I had drawn a stick figure sitting on top of a crude drawing of our “sweet world,” but of course I wasn’t referring to that song. In fact, when I had drawn it, I had also written the inspiring lyrics below: “Sittin’ on top of the world with your legs hangin’ free!” For the shirt, though, we went with a more simplified, “Dave Matthews Band.” My sister’s friend Sarah had her mom help her stitch the graphic onto some T-shirts my sister picked up from Express. I almost wished I had worn the shirt, but then I remembered what I didn’t know then. It is never cool to wear the T-shirt of the band you are currently seeing at the concert. This is a fact I had been recently remind of because there was a dude in front of us who was not cool in so many ways that wearing a Dave Matthews Band shirt might have started him back up towards cool….

Dave and company continued on in their set and hit a couple more songs I know by heart. See, what I haven’t told you is that I was totally a Dave Matthews Band fan first. My sister stole it from me, along with the X-Files. But I suppose I can forgive her. Anyway, though, I know a lot of Dave Matthews Band songs by heart, and I like that he played the ones I know for a good part of the show.

I liked even more that after “Proudest Monkey” he segued straight into my favorite song: “Satellite.” And this brought up more memories from the first time I saw Dave Matthews Band. I had only recently gotten my first guitar, and like any rabid fan, I wanted to learn all my favorite songs. “Satellite” was first on the list. Only, it’s a really hard song! I had worked with a friend of mine who was much better on the guitar than me for months trying to learn it before I came up with a better fingering. I was very excited, and told my friend that my way was obviously better. And how vindicated I felt when I saw him that first time, and there he was, moving his hand in exactly the pattern I had taught myself!

The next song, “Grey Street,” was familiar to me, but not in my full memorized song catalog. But I did enjoy dancing and singing the occasional chorus. The audience was jamming, and the balloons were flying.

Balloons! Of course! Seriously, I should have mentioned these already, as the came out just as Dave came out on stage. Unlike the un-clever and more expensive beach balls, someone had brought in a pile-ton of balloons. I thought it was a great idea. They take longer to fall, and don’t obstruct as much view. We were constantly excited to be batting them up in the air. My sister even caught one!

As they started the next song, I realized two things. First, I didn’t recognize the song at all. My sister told me the name, and I promptly forgot it. Ants Marching” tells me now that it is “The Idea of You.” I took the opportunity to take care of the second thing I realized. I was going to have to pay the consequences of my three beers at some point.

The bathrooms were surprisingly clean. My only previous memory of them involved no toilet paper save that which stuck to my shoe. This was much better. There was even paper towels to dry my hands with after I washed them.

Only about fifty-five guys checked my ticket as I returned to my seat this time. As I walked in, I could hear another awesome tune playing. I literally danced in the aisles back to my seat to “What Would You Say.”

When I got back to my seat, I spied X looking ever so… I hate to say it… longingly at my sister. My face bunched up, and I just involved my sister in some more dancing. I guess X wasn’t ever going to go back to his own seat. Oh well. At least my sister was properly giving him a mostly cold shoulder and paying most of her attention to me. Okay, to Dave, but whatever.

The next song held no interest for me, because it was too new for me. The internet tells me that it was “Big Eyed Fish.” But the next song was frickin’ awesome. It was “Bartender.” Now my sister and I had both gotten our favorite songs. You would have thought the entire audience was on “bended knee” praying. It is so awesome to go to a show where everyone is totally into it.

I should mention that I am kind of a peculiar concert goer. I want to hear the songs I know, but I don’t want to hear them in radio edit style. My favorite things to see are often reduced groups (Ben Folds sans his Five, Dido and a guy with a guitar) because they force ingenuity and creativity. Dave Matthews Band can do that without being changed. I love that.

So this show basically held two of my favorite concert things.

I’d march you through the rest of the songs in the show, but I feel like I’m running out of memories to associate with them. Let’s just say I enjoyed the dancing and singing and balloon batting greatly. I knew when it was coming to an end, though, as the familiar riff rang in the air. “Ants Marching” was an obvious set closer. And as the lights went down (we didn’t “up and die”), we all cheered as loud as we possibly could.

I reached down to bang on the seat in front of me, and my sister stopped me. “That hurts! Don’t do it!” I didn’t listen. It didn’t hurt that bad. But I did get bored of it. We talked about how the encore system really works. The audience makes lots of noise, and generally likes to think they are encouraging the band to come back on stage. But the reality is, they’ll come back once they get to drink a beer and take a piss. There’s only so fast that can be done.

But they came back, and with a vengeance. They rocked and jammed through “Everyday,” and then I could feel the end coming. I wanted to stay, and the song wanted me to “Stay,” but eventually it had to be over, and we herded ourselves back out to our waiting cars.

Sa’s plastic red vehicle offered us a place to nap and wait for the traffic to clear up. We also ate Cheerios and talked about things that matter to us. It was awesome. And finally, when she got up the courage, we cut through the opening in the fence, over some muddy puddles, up a steep hill, and back onto the road.

I didn’t get home until 3:00 AM.

But I didn’t mind.

(Start from the beginning)

Some of you gentle readers may recall that I have recently discovered that my foot is… well, not technically broken… but broken in respect that it doesn’t work properly. Broken like if you wrote some code and it worked… but it was slower than the slowest snail in the forest. Ultimately, I couldn’t walk fast. But everyone around us could – and did. We tried to stay out of their way as we trudged up the muddy hill and over the highway barrier.

The mass of people walking along the road was bustling with excitement. Some people were humming songs, and some just sipping out of the classic red Solo cups that remind me of college. The storms seemed to have completely cleared out and it was turning out to be a really nice night.

As we crested the hill (a.k.a. bridge over the highway) I politely refused a water very similar to our own from a man with a cooler. An enterprising man, he was. It appeared he just went to BJ’s or Costco or something and bought several flats of Poland Spring. From my theatre cafe running experience, I know those things cost about 40 cents each in such a form. He was selling them for a buck – a price that most of the sidewalk crowd found very appealing.

As we got closer, some vaguely familiar sounds started coming from the mouths of several young guys. “Tickets? Anyone got tickets? Selling tickets? Buying tickets?” But something was wrong with the sound. It took me a second, but I realized that the problem was the lack of thick Boston accents. This wasn’t Fenway, this was the ____ Music Center! And this isn’t any baseball game, this is a Dave Matthews Band concert!

I’m sorry, my dear Red Sox. I can’t pay attention to you today.

We finally arrived at the gate and wormed our way into a line. I prepared myself for a full beat down by some security guards. From my sister’s descriptions, I fully expected to have my bag dumped out, and my water bottle opened and sloshed all over my stuff. None of this happened, of course. All that happened was a guy peered into my bag and nodded. I was almost disappointed. But not really.

Some lady cut me off as I got into the line to present my ticket. She had three print-it-yourself tickets, which meant her scan was good for the two people who had subsequently cut my sister off behind me. Somewhere in the shuffle, I did get my ticket scanned and I backed out of the way so the rest of the pushy entourage could get through. They did, but then something that the ticket scanning employees must dread happened. All the scanners stopped working.

They all looked so confused and lost. It was like their eyes had been swiped away by some magical force and they now had to navigate life with only their other four senses. It took them a few minutes to reorganize, but eventually a managerial looking person taught them each how to rip tickets. It was just like the “olden days.”

So my sister’s ticket was ripped and she came through with a pout on her face. I traded tickets with her, knowing that she would want the perfectly in tact sparkling ticket that she was so excited to show me. We organized ourselves briefly, and then split off to our various endeavors, promising to meet at the seats.

I was in search of beer. Days like that deserve beer. I asked a Bud Lite stand how to get a paper wrist band, and it turns out she was able to just give me one. Of course, I won’t drink Bud Lite without being under some form of duress, so I quickly escaped once I had been tagged as over 21 but under 35. I found myself a Sam Adams stand and waited only briefly. This person wanted to see both my ID and my wrist band… whatever… and also wanted me to pay her for beer. Okay. I can handle that.

I took my plastic cup (not red) and drew a long sip and started wandering around the grounds. I then decided that I’d like to be tipsy enough to be willing to dance through the concert, so I drew another long sip. Okay, call it a gulp. Maybe a glug. Whatever. It wasn’t long before my cup was empty.

My intention, of course, was to follow that with another. But what followed was the most terrifying feeling ever. I suddenly had that horrible sick feeling in my belly that reminded me of this one time (literally only one time) I had an incident involving alcohol and matching a Scotch-German man drink for drink. I thought it was all coming back for a revisit.

I wasn’t really sure what to do. I searched for a trash can, but they were all too tall. So I tossed my cup into one, and sat down hoping the wave would pass me by. I started wracking my brain as to why the hell one beer could make me feel as sick as approximately 14 shots of hard and harder liquor had done four years earlier.

Sitting wasn’t good. I stood up again, and headed for a tree. Why a tree? I don’t now. But it’s what I did. I put my left hand on the tree, my right hand on my stomach, bent over in that way that only happens when… and then… I burped.

I let out a belch unlike any I had ever heard outside of fictional television. It rang loud and long, and it was like an entire balloon of air had popped in my stomach and spilled out through my upper digestive system. Not a food particle to be found. No puking, thank goodness, but seriously! That was impossibly insane.

I instantly felt better.

So I got another beer.

I also spotted my sister waiting in line in front of one of the odd vendor types floating around the grounds outside of the amphitheatre. She was waiting in line to spin a wheel. I watched, hoping for her sake she’d win something cool, but then I realized there was nothing cool to be won. The best “prize” was one of those CD visor things you put in your car – and it had a logo of some random dot-com I’ve never heard of on it. She didn’t win that. She won an iPod sock (also with logo). She offered it to me, reminding me that she thinks iPods suck (for shame), but I politely refused, stating that my lovely Sweet Pea had a sock already, and it was prettier.

Sa through the sock into her new sack. While I was having my episodes with beer, she was off buying various Dave Matthews Band things. (One might call her a fan. In the truest sense of the word. As in fanatic.) She had a new sack, the kind which can be either a backpack or a purse, depending on how you pull the strings through, and a poster, which was rolled up into a hard cardboard tube and sticking up through the opening of her sack. She also almost bought a T-shirt, but was concerned because the “Sarah-blue” one (she laid claim to the color turquoise when she was about 10 – as if you can own a color) had a whale on it, and she’s not a big fan of marine sea life (actually she’s petrified of it – stories for another time).

She led the way to our seats, by way of approximate eighty guys wanting to make sure we belonged in that section, and we sat in to enjoy us some opening band action. *Cough* Okay, we pretended not to hate it while we carried on having conversation.

Then I heard an unexpected voice. My sister relatively recently stopped dating this boy, we’ll call him X, after their being together for like 2 and a half years. I never got the full story of the breakup, and wasn’t really sure what he was doing looking for her at the show. My sister isn’t nearly the kind of emotional person I am, and she’s hard to read. So when he came over, and she acknowledge his existence, I just went with it.

Actually, I polished off my beer and went with going to get another one…

(Start from the beginning)

I was able to think a little more clearly as we picked out what we would bring with us. We minimized our baggage, going down to the true essentials. Cell phones, cash, photo IDs, tickets. She showed me the tickets, very excitedly. They were green and had sparkling dragonflies embossed on them. Apparently, if you’re in the fan club, you get perks like sparkly tickets. I think she might have been mad at me for being less than impressed.

We went out to the car, and I dumped my random junk in my back seat. We were in her car, her key was on its way to the ignition, and she asked, “Do you have any water bottles in your car?” It just so happened that I did, so I told her I’d get a couple. But that wasn’t good enough. She was concerned that they’d open the bottles and take away the caps – apparently they have done this to her in the past. So she had to run inside and find more bottle caps. Great. Not leaving yet.

I grabbed four bottles of water, and threw two of them in the back seat of her plastic Saturn. (Not that I have anything against plastic Saturns. I drove one just like it, except it was green, for several years. Just that I’d forgotten what it was like to ride in one.) The other two bottles went into my purse, along with a cap from the water I had drunk in the car on the way down. Sa shortly returned carrying a bottle cap… and a giant Tupperware full of Cheerios.

I didn’t question.

She threw the Cheerios to the back and the cap to my bag, and we took off. One would think we were heading to the concert venue, but that was not the case. First we had to stop by one of her friends’ house to drop off a birthday card. It was her birthday, see, and she was having a party, but Sa couldn’t come on account of it being the High Holy Day of Sarah-Hood: Dave Matthews Is In Connecticut Weekend. For at least eight years, my sister has seen every Dave Matthews Band concert that showed up at the continually renamed (Meadows)[CT Meadows]{CTNow.com Meadows}<CTNow.com>New England Dodge Music Center in Hartford.

But before anything partiful or musical could happen, we had to get some food. The discussion of where to eat went something like this:

“I’m hungry.”
“There’s no food in the house, Mom and Dad are still at the Cape.”
“Where should we go?”
“That was supposed to be your job to figure out.”
“I’m hungry.”
“So let’s get food.”
“How about Subway.”
“Fabulous.”
“Hm… I wonder where there’s a Subway on the way…”
“What?”
“There’s a Blimpie, I think. It’s next to the Dunkin’ Donuts.”
“Okay.”
“Let’s go to Dunkin’ Donuts.”
“Egg sandwiches are good food.”
“I love egg and cheese sandwiches.”
“Egg and cheese sandwich for dinner, donut for dessert. Fabulous!”

So, off we went.

Only Sa took a wrong turn at the end of my parents street.

“We’re going to Subway after all?”
“No, I’m on autopilot.”

She made a quick left and we were back heading towards Windsor and then Hartford. It was fortuitous that she made this error, because I could just now see the 7-Eleven over the crest of the hill.

“Lip gloss! Can we stop and get me some lip gloss?”

She obliged, but left the car running in the parking lot. I ran in, paid my $1.99 (no tax…?), and hopped back in while applying the balm liberally. Two out of my three needs had been handled, and in pretty good time.

The Double D was only a couple blocks further up the road and we were soon pulling into (and through… *ahem*) a parking space. There was no line inside, but that didn’t mean we wouldn’t wait. Car after car went through the drive-through, and the only lady working the dinner shift at the primarily breakfast-oriented shop was overwhelmed. We patiently waited, and finally she was able to make our sandwiches. Mine on sesame (to which Sa said “Eewww…”) and hers on whole wheat (which I pointed out could never be as chewy as a real bagel). We then selected a couple frosted donuts and some sodas and we were on the road again.

A brief trip over the Connecticut River, and we were heading to her friend’s house. Sa had printed out directions. But not MapQuest directions, and not Google Maps directions. Not even MSN’s crappy directions. She printed out directions that she had written herself in a Word document based on some descriptions from her friend. Yeah. That worked out well.

After we turned around for the third time, we were finally heading down the hill that my lovely sister had failed to include in her directions before “third left.” Fabulous. I don’t know how my sister could ever function in the real world without a mobile phone.

Parking. Introductions. Happy Birthday! Hugs. Card. Chatting. More chatting. More chatting.

Here’s a note of interest. I have absolutely nothing in common with high school teachers. They were all talking about the intricacies of getting students to pay attention and about how standardized testing is the bane of America’s existence. I kept my mouth shut and occasionally gave my sister “don’t we have to go soon” looks.

Finally she agreed, and we were off. Back to the highway, and south just a little bit. We got off at an exit that is familiar to me. It’s the Saturn dealership! Many a family vehicle were purchased there. Okay, by many I mean exactly three. One red, one purple, and one green. Of the three, a family member only owns the purple one now, and I was sitting right in it. The red one was traded in for a minivan, and the green one was donated to charity when my lovely Haley (dark blue Jetta) came to me (after of course I promised to pay for it in monthly installments).

In any case, were were now in Hartford, the lovely (*cough*) capital of Connecticut. We were also now in traffic. Lots of traffic. Nasty traffic. Concert traffic!

Sa passed up lot after lot of $20 parking. Then as we got closer the prices bumped up to $25. And as we passed the music center… prices drooped again… to free. Why anyone pays $20 to park just as far away as the free parking, I will never know. But we were happy to take the spaces they left behind. We double checked our things (mostly that we had the tickets) and started our journey towards the beckoning amphitheatre…

(Start from the beginning)

I was a fugitive on the run. I was a fugitive on the run doing exactly the speed limit and frenetically looking around to make sure no one crashed into me. I have never driven so nervously in my life. That morning, I didn’t realize how much deep shit I was in, so I drove normally. But now… oh man… I could practically feel the other motorists breathing down my neck.

At least it was pretty early, so I didn’t hit any traffic. That is, until I was about a mile from the Framingham exit. I just kept thinking the word “no” over and over again. I was probably saying it out loud. I just didn’t want to be late and miss my chance at insuring my car.

I don’t have to take the Framingham exit. That exit dumps you on route 9, which is a relatively speedy road, and a straighter line to Westborough, but it’s no highway. The other option is to go on to 495 and hop up an exit there. More mileage, but it can be faster sometimes.

With the traffic as it was, though, I couldn’t wait to get off the Pike. I moved over to the right lane early and patiently let cars pass me (something I don’t normally do). Then I saw it.

When I had left the building at work just a short while back, I realized that I hadn’t moved the necessary funds into my checking account. The money was in savings, and totally accessible, but it wasn’t in the exact correct place. So I had halted in my tracks just outside the door of my building. I probably spent a full minute agonizing over whether to go up and fix it on my computer, go over to the ATM across the street (and in the opposite direction of my car), or just wait and go to my own bank’s ATM right around the corner from the insurance agency.

Those sixty seconds may have saved me. Because there it was, about sixty driving seconds away from where the traffic was backed up – a fender bender. No one appeared to be hurt, but as I pulled off into the exit ramp, I couldn’t help but think that could have been me.

Thank you, God.

“These Words” by Natasha Beddingfield was playing on the radio at that moment. It’s a song I always sing along with at the top of my lungs. But this time, I wasn’t singing to my fabulous boyfriend in my head. I was belting, “I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you” in the general direction of heaven.

Route 9 did me no wrongs, and I was soon pulling around on to Route 30. Route 30 didn’t learn how to be nice from Route 9, so I found myself stuck in a little bit of traffic – the back up from the ridiculous rotary downtown. But through sheer willpower, we all made it to our destinations. Or, at least, I did. I could care less about those other motorists.

I signed some things, I wrote a couple checks, I “mea-culpa”-ed, and I was on my way.

I had noticed as I crossed under 495 on my way to the insurance brokers that there was quite a bit of traffic on the southbound side. I was so not about to deal with that crap, so after a quick stop at the ATM to transfer the appropriate funds and grab some cash, I turned my (now insured) car westbound on Route 9.

Lucky I did, too, because I needed gas, and there was a pretty cheap gas station. A Sunoco, in fact. And Sunocos are awesome because they have 91 octane. That’s what flavor gas my car likes the best.

After waiting approximately forever for the idiots in front of me on the ramp get on to Route 20, it was my turn. Finally, I was on the way. 20 to 122 to 90 to 84.

Mmm… Interstate 84. My old friend. My dear old friend. Full of speed traps. Thank God for cruise control. Yes, cruise control. The only way to really ensure that the Connecticut cops don’t stop me for going 66 in a 65. Damn those Massachusetts plates. (Actually, really damn them, because they’ve been causing me trouble all day.)

So, there we are (me and my fellow motorists), bopping along the road, and I’m thinking to myself that I’m just going to make it. Sweet. I like being on time.

Then, I see it. That familiar and haunting sight. The sight no driver who is just barely going to get to their destination in time hates to see. Break lights.

“No! No, no, no, no, no…”

But yes, it was true. I had visions of horrible accidents or other nasty traffic incidents ahead. But I couldn’t imagine what was really to be found. Suddenly, everything was wet. The ground was wet. My car was wet. The trees were wet. The sky was falling, and the sky is apparently made out of our good friend water.

My windshield wipers couldn’t go fast enough. Half the cars had their four-ways on. I joined in. A good number of cars were just stopped on the side of the road, their drivers too nervous to continue. I couldn’t afford the lost time, so I pressed on.

The air smelled of ozone, and the sky occasionally lit up bright with lightening. It was close, but I didn’t think it was too close. We kept going, the rain came down harder and harder, but we had destinations in mind. Twenty-five miles per hour is better than zero miles per hour.

Eventually, and finally, the rain lifted, and we sped our asses back up to full speed. It wasn’t long before I was pulling off at the exit. Okay, it was long. It felt like forever. But that’s just because I ran out of water, and I was hungry. I got to my parents’ house, where my sister was waiting, parked the car in the driveway, ran up to the door, rang the doorbell, and spat out, “I need food, lip gloss, and a potty. Not necessarily in that order.”

“Go to the bathroom, then!”…