Quick and Dirty
I have returned from the beach alive and in one piece. This is slightly more than can be said for my dear boyfriend. He is in one hairline-fractured piece. But I’ll have to leave you in suspense about that. I’ve got deadlines to make at work and sleep to catch at home (man, how I love my bed). You’ll just have to wait.
Wait, Mike injured himself? I don’t believe it.
Ha!